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A list of the best song lyrics always brings about passionate debate so feel free to get out your VOIP phones and voice your opinions. How can you pick some quotes above others when the choice is so subjective? Nevertheless, I’ve picked this list based on the theory that great music lyrics seem to have a way of popping up out of the hidden reaches of your sub-concious at the most unexpected times.

"Your Apple Crumble Turns Me On" Jarvis Cocker, Pulp

Close the curtains, take the telephone off the hook, cancel the papers and crack open the laptop: it’s time to get your Christmas shopping sorted. This blog should make things quicker so you can crack open the Champagne early. It’s getting close to the time where you really begin to panic. Despite appearing in early November Christmas still manages to creep up on you and before you know it you are late, the shopping is not complete and you are forced on the Christmas Eve slog like the rest of the losers that were completely disorganised.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. Okay I admit this time of the year is not particularly conducive to the enjoyment of ice cream. Miserable weather, dark evenings and freezing temperatures. It’s a far cry from the conditions in which one is meant to enjoy ice cream. The ideal is surely a hot summers day in Italy, walking the streets of turin, breathing in the warm air, the smell of hot pizza wafting through the cobbled streets, beautiful women floating past and the occasional Mini being chased by a Fiat in the distance.